Top 5 Most Fun Cities in the World

Top 5 Most Fun Cities in the World

Well, Well, Well. Look what we have here? Oh its you. The same di**head from last week. Don’t worry, that’s just some friendly Philadelphia terminology. Come right in. I see that you are back to hear some more bullsh**, and learn some new valuable information at the same time. Makes me think of that old Future song, at the same damn time. Yeah I’m definitely getting old. Soon I’ll be shaving salt & pepper hair from my b***s. Oh yes, the beauty of aging. For those of you who are just becoming apart of the Worst Neighbor Family, my name is Jaheem and teach people about different places in the world. This week let’s explore these n*ts. I’ve already had my first drink, and Its a Thursday evening as I’m writing this. Do you live in boring farm town like I do, and want to know about some of the most exciting places? Adults are allowed to dream right? Well, here’s my list of the 5 most fun cities in the world.

London, UK

If you haven’t heard about London, then I’m assuming you that you live underground. You are most likely an N train headed towards Queens, and probably have the IQ of an ant on a sativa strand of cannabis. London, England is one of the most popular cities in the world. According to Britannica.com, London is the largest metropolis in the United Kingdom. The city is also known for its wide variety of museums, shops, restaurants, and sport teams. But you didn’t come here for that s**t, you came to learn about the fun things to do in the city. Fun for me consists of pretending to be an Ostrich, and scaring people at the club. I knew I was putting my Temple education to good use. The best thing to do in London, is to visit Primark. Nah, I’m just messing with you. You can buy $7 jeans and 50 cent socks at home. You have to check out The View From The Shard, the highest viewing platform in London. This is the only place to see the entire city at once. Level 69 offers viewing galleries, and Level 72 provides 360 degree views. If you’re looking to party, head over to Carwash Nightclub located in Mayfair. Named as one of Europe’s most famous pop and disco nightclubs. The club offers a unique, light, and fun vibe. If you’re into art, check out the National Gallery in Trafalgar Square, located in the city of Westminster. The museum houses over 2,300 paintings from the mid 13th century to 1900. That means that the paintings are old as sh*t, like your mother. London, England is great city to add to your bucket list.

Paris, France

Don’t climb to the top of the building, j**k off, and n** on all of the tourist. Sike, you wouldn’t do that, because that sounds like something I would do. Paris, France has long been known as one of the top travel destinations in the world. This city is often associated with the Eiffel Tower, which is the world’s most iconic building. I know you probably wanna be on some romantic sh*t, and have wine with a woman at table beside the iconic landmark. Afterwards, she will hug you, and go have s** with a musician who plays gigs for $10 a night at the local bar. He also receives a free miller lite, along with celery sticks for his performance. It’s an evil world we live in, like Future said. Additionally, France is the most visited country in the world, and is smaller than Texas. Want to hear some nasty sh*t? Like the Tyga and Chris Brown song? The French consume about 25,000 Tons of Snails each year. EWWWW. That’s about how many d**** I eat per year. Much more tasty. If you’re interested in art look into visiting Louvre Museum, a former historic palace housing a huge art collection. HUGE, that’s what she said. The collection consists of everything from Roman Sculptures to da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa”. For entertainment, check out the Escape Games. Paris has more than 70 real-life escape rooms, with diversified themes like historic, burglary, science-fiction, and more. These games are great for testing your speed, dexterity, and reasoning. If you’re into drinking, falling over, and crying drunk and in front of people like me, check out Palais Maillot Paris. The establishment features DJ Parties and live shows, along with cocktails and buffet eats. There’s even a club that married people go to called Club La Marquise. I thought there was already sand at the beach. Its like bringing your own waffles to waffle house, and I only go there when I’m f**ked up. You get my drift. I can’t read french, but the sh*t looks fun. Definitely check them out when you’re in the city. Paris, France is a top travel destination for a reason.

New York, New York

New York is my favorite city. I think my reasoning for this is because the city is a paradox in itself. It’s cold, but It’s fun. It’s stressful, but it’s exciting. It’s dirty, but expensive. The people come off as rude, but you will meet some of the most fun people you have ever met in your life. For these reasons, there’s no place like it in the world. You can explore the entire city on foot, by train, or bus. Which makes everyday like an adventure. I lived there for one week in Astoria, Queens. I was on a Brooklyn bound train, when I saw a lady wiping her a** on the train. She started throwing her used napkins at people. I also saw a guy on dr*gs spinning really fast in Washington Square Park, going WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH. Did you know you can go skydiving indoors in the city? Check out iFLY Indoor Skydiving in Yonkers for a unique experience. I scream like baby in Amusement Parks, I can’t imagine jumping out of a moving plane. Damn, I’m a b****. Maybe I can buy some b*lls at Walmart, since they have everything else. If you are into scenery, check out Summit One Vanderbilt. The establishment combines the two concepts of art and technology, to take the idea of an Observation Deck to new heights. Summit one has three levels of multi-sensory immersive experiences, that will change the way you view New York City. You didn’t think I was going to leave this section without raving about the food. I’m not talking about a chopped cheese, even though they’re so good I pack a book bag full of them to take home. If you’re into sandwiches, check out Melt Shop located in the financial district. They have a Buffalo Chicken sandwich so good, you’ll start going BAWWWKKK, BAWWWKKK. Thats just the sound I make when I don’t take my Flintstones vitamins. Hey, anybody ever tell you that you gotta leave Manhattan? Thats right. Some of the best food in the city is located in Flushing, Queens. The areas offers an array of foods from all around the world. Check out Nola Seafood, an eclectic restaurant offering Cajun seafood specialties. For Korean food, head over to The COOP Restaurant & Bar. This restaurant is a trendy spot for Korean-style wings, traditional, fusion fare, along with cocktails and soju. If you’re simple like me, head over to Red Hook Food Corp in Brooklyn to get a chopped cheese the ocky way. Red Hook is the only place where you can get apple jacks pancakes, with bacon, and candy on a chopped cheese. The creativity is unreal. I could go on and on. Thats what she said. There’s no place like New York City.

Tokyo, Japan

Who wouldn’t want to travel across the world to play with Pokemon cards? I’ll never grow up. I’ll still play Pokemon and eat Hot Cheetos until I reach the ripe age of 88. Tokyo, Japan is one of the most fun cities to visit for many reasons. Like New York, Tokyo offers efficient public transportation. I told her don’t ride trains, ride something else. A lime scooter. See, get your mind out of the gutter. Tokyo has two subway systems, the Tokyo Metro and Toei Subways. These two systems are interlinked and can get you around the city easily. As easy as me drinking Hennessy and Sprite out of my Star Wars Sippy Cup at the nightclub. Next year I graduate from the 4th grade. Along with a clean environment and friendly residents, there are many fun activities to indulge in. If you love nature, check out Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden, a large park and garden located in Shinjuku and Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan. There you can see a variety of flowers, as well as a greenhouse. Plants are great for mental health, especially the ones in a jar. If your into shopping with your broke a**, check out the Ginza district. This shopping district is about as iconic as Times Square, and offers many exclusive shops. Ginza is unique, because It’s where all 5 of the ancient roads that connects Japan’s major cities is. In Philly, we used to have 5 c*ackheads that connected to Kensington Avenue everyday. What a refreshing sight to see. If you like eating d*ck like me, check out Yakumo Saryo. This teahouse offers a tranquil space for peace and mindfulness. Meanwhile we live in a country that can’t revise the gun laws, and acts like forgiving students debt is like waiting for the genie to give you three wishes. Ain’t that a b*tch. Japan is a great city to visit, and experience an exciting new culture.

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

WHAT THE F**K? You can reserve a table with your wallet, cash, and cell phone? Really? Yes you can in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Known for being a place where people p*ss out money. Dubai is an incredible city, known for its high-rises and luxury shopping. Luxury to me is getting extra pickles on a deluxe spicy chicken sandwich at chic-fila. I’m so fancy like Iggy Azalea I know. Visit Dubai’s most iconic landmark Burj Khalifa, which is an estimated 829.8 meters and is considered the tallest building in the world. My girl says I have the smallest p**** in the world, but she was just being New Jersey nice. They will call you an idiot, while helping you fix your tire. Very fine people. Burj Khalifa has an observation deck, and allows visitors to view the city from the 124th floor. While your there with your rich a**, check out the Dubai Fountain Display, a garden that wraps around Burj Khalifa. The garden is beautiful and features walkways that contain sculptures. Want to Shop at Payless? Check out the Dubai Mall. This mall is f*cking incredible, as it features an aquarium, ice-skating rink, gaming center, and movie theater. The Dubai Mall also holds events regularly, such as live music and fashion shows. Looking to eat again, I got you. Check out Rhodes W1, an upscale restaurant with fantastic views. Yeah, I definitely sound like I have a stick up my a**. Ok, well just go eat the f*cking food. Damn, now I sound like a baby mother. It’s alright though. Again I could go on for days. Dubai, United Arab Emirates is a must see top travel destination.

Well there you have it WorstNeighbor Family, those are my top 5 most fun cities in the world. Thanks for tuning in. Subscribe for more weekly content. And tell a friend to tell a friend. Thank y’all!!! See you next week.