Top 5 Best Cities For Dating

Top 5 Best Cities For Dating

Loveeee. So many people who could cheat on meeee. Loveeee for better or worst I still would choose you last. Hey family, we are back again this week with another list. Boy do I have some lovey dovey sh*t for you this time. A lot of things have changed since the pandemic. People tend to keep themselves more, and prioritize focusing on their goals. In my building, I may have seen my neighbors two or three times, and I’m about halfway through my lease. The truth is that technology is changing the way people interact. Additionally, it is changing the way people date. I remember my old a** used to walk up to a girl at the bus stop, and ask if she had twitter. See, we had to have social skills back in the 1800’s. I’m so f**king old I used to dip a feathered pin into ink, and send a paper airplane to women. Now, with apps like Tinder, dating is easier. However, when people do meet, it can accurately be described as hella awkward. Staring at phones, short-term relationships, and individualism are a norm in today’s society. But dating can vary depending on which region of the country you live in. If you’re interested dating, or just f**king in general like me, check out my list of the Top 5 Best Cities for Dating in 2023.

Seattle, Washington

They built a giant d*ck in the middle of the city. Thats my type of town right there. Seattle, Washington is a great city for dating for a number of reasons. First, It’s f*cking beautiful. Located on the Puget Sound, Seattle offers stunning mountain views along with a mild climate. But as I learned over the years, looks aren’t everything. So let’s talk about the boring stuff, like the economy of the city. It’s hard to be a good dating prospect if you’re broke, but you won’t have an issue with that in Seattle. The city is home to the headquarters of Amazon, Boeing, Microsoft, Starbucks, Nordstrom, Alaska Airlines, and more. This means that the city is thriving, and busting out of the seams with opportunities. That means if you’re a single male, you can bust something else. Pause. Moving on. Seattle offers plenty of opportunity for dating, from interesting and informative activities like Klondike Gold Rush National Historical Park, to trendy clubs like The Underground located in Downtown Seattle. With stunning scenery, a great economy, and a plethora of activities to engage in, Seattle is a great city for single living.

Madison, Wisconsin

Come on and pull that pickup truck out of the driveway. Put on your Wrangler jeans from 1998, along with the chewing tobacco of your choice. You can chew and spit out your Copenhagen long-cut, then have a great time making love to nice sized pigs in the mud. Madison, Wisconsin is a great city for dating. Wait before you cut me off like a New Jersey driver in Pennsylvania, here me out. The city is ideal for f**king, I mean dating, excuse me, because it offers a variety of outdoor activities. Allen Centennial Garden, Observatory Drive Scenic Overlook, and Vilas Park Beach are some great places for dates. Unless you’re like me, and abide by Future’s enticing lyrics “Chicken Fingers, Fries, we don’t go on dates”. Oh yeah, and back to the “being broke” thing, that won’t be an issue here either. Madison is home to several corporations as well, such as Epic Systems and American Family Insurance. In addition to a solid economy, Madison has plenty of fun things to do. Had to bring it up because I know you f**king American dum dum’s love fun. You can take your date to the Kohl Center for a game, or head to the Chazen Museum of Art and browse a selection of over 20,000 works. Madison, Wisconsin is an underrated city great for singles, that comes with a reasonable price tag.

Boston, Massachusetts

Hi Hawhhhh Areee Yahhhh? If you’re sitting with your clicker, in ya Parlah with a Grinda or Dunks, and you understand what I’m saying, then you are probably familiar with Boston. Baked Beans, Kyrie Irving, and cold a** weather. Welcome to Boston, Massachusetts. There’s no surprise that the city is a great option for singles. From beautiful beaches, to a variety of parks with stunning landscape, the city is a great place to get your boo boo on. Boston is an ideal place for dating, as it provides an array of outdoor activities. Take bae over to Charles River Esplanade, a stretch of public green space that extends for three miles one way along the Boston shore of Charles River. She knows that I possess something else that extends for three miles. I promise I’m not a f*** boy. In terms of the economy, its f**king awesome. Boston is home to Fidelity Investments, Wayfair, Liberty Mutual, Amazon, and TJX Companies just to name a few. So if you have trouble finding a job, you can just sell a** like I do. For entertainment, head over to the New England Aquarium. Trust me, there’s nothing better than taking your boyfriend who looks like a fish, to go see some fish. You can also check out Fenway Park to go check out a Red Sox game, or Wally’s Cafe Jazz Club to have a classy night out. I have about as much class as a weekday in mid July. Boston is a great place to live your single, if you want to have access to a variety of activities, along with baked beans and wacky accents.

San Francisco, CA

If rollerskating through the Mission District butt a** naked is your thing, then you’ll love this city. Recreational Mary Jane, Mountain Views, with a laid-back, judgement free environment are some accurate descriptions of San Francisco, California. If you’re like me, and you dream of f**king on a rainbow cloud then San Francisco is the perfect city for dating. The city boasts iconic landmarks, such as The Golden Gate Bridge, Fisherman’s Wharf, The Painted Ladies, and Alcatraz Island. But before you get a ready to ship your sh** over there, I should probably let you know the city is expensive as f***. I swear that soap to wash the hair off your n*** costs $180. But since you’ve got it like that, check out the Palace of Fine Arts, a Greco-Roman palace & architectural establishment that hosts a variety of performance arts events. Oh daddy, I like that sh*t. That made me sound smart. Anyway, if you only have two quarters to rub together like me, you can take your date to the Mission District. This iconic neighorhood consists of an eclectic collection of art on buildings. Its a nice place to grab a taco, and walk with bae while checking out the amazing art. If you’re into most simplistic forms of entertainment, head over to Mothership in Noe Valley. I checked it out, and this bar is dope as f***. It has lights that make the inside look like a spaceship, along with an artsy outdoor seating area. Economically, San Fransisco is a tech hub. The city is the headquarters of many large companies such as Amazon, Google, Wells Fargo, and Target just to name a few. The city has a ton of opportunity for those working in the tech sector. Overall, San Francisco is a great city for dating if you can afford it.

Denver, Colorado

I love w*** so much I want to get a bathtub full of it, and bathe in it for a month. I’ll do this while looking at a picture of some t**ties I got from an art gallery, along with a kombucha beverage, overlooking Mount Evans. See, you thought I was just some d***head from North Philadelphia. I’m actually quite sophisticated when you get to know me. Sike. Denver, Colorado is a great city for dating. The primary reason being the culture. 300 days of sunshine, beautiful topography, along with many interesting activities to indulge in, makes Denver a great choice for dating or getting active with a sneaky link. One thing that you have to take bae to, is The International Church of Cannabis. This establishment provides a world-famous guided meditation, and laser light show. They also have an arcade, gallery, theater, art garden, and media room featuring over 10,000 video games. If you’re looking to take your date somewhere peaceful, look no further than the Denver Botanical Gardens. Located in the Cheesman Park neighborhood, the garden contains a conservatory, along with a variety of themed gardens, and an amphitheater that hosts concerts in the summer. For weekend nights, check out Social Bar & Lounge for a chill vibe. This spot has calm music, comfortable seating, and great staff. Yeah, when you get old as f*** like me, you actually enjoy peace in your life. Denver is home to Boston Market, Chipotle, Coors, Crocs, Einstein Bagels and more. Overall, Denver is a great place for singles to call home.

Well there you have it. Those were my list of the top 5 best cities for dating in 2023. Thank you for tuning in this week. We’ll be back next week with some more of the informative and out of pocket sh*t you guys love. Don’t forget to share and subscribe. See ya!!