10 Cities With Affordable Rent

10 Cities With Affordable Rent

TIK TOK, TIK TOK. no not the clock the app. I’m on there so much that I have to put a timer on my phone, so that It doesn’t entirely consume my day. Does that resonate with you? I mean Tiktok has everything. You can learn how to season those dry a** burgers you’ve been making, and even learn how to change the oil that makes your car sound like 10 Walmart trucks hauling a load of furniture. While scrolling through the app, I frequently see videos that go like this “How can someone afford rent, when you have to submit proof that you make 3x the rent?”. Well guess what? you can. You just have to know where to look. You can use the bifocals Steve Urcle had in Family Matters. I also have the suspenders and the tap dancing shoes here for you, in case you need them for halloween. There are several advantages to living in a city (or suburb) with a low cost of rent. You can save money, while still having access to the things you love to do. You can do this while not having to work your a** off to stay there. You could also use the money you save to travel, and eventually purchase a home. Maybe live humble now, so you can flex a little bit later? *wink wink. Sound like something you’re interested in? Well…here’s my list of ten cities with affordable rent for 2023.

1. Wichita, KS

Dirt roads, dump trucks, and cargo shorts. Nah i’m just playing. We’re starting off with a city that isn’t talked about much. This a great thing because low popularity equals low cost. Plus nobody wants to live around yellow license plates, beeping horns, and people cursing out of the window because you didn’t drive after a split second of the light being green. You can save a sh** ton of money living here. When you tell people the amount of money you spend on rent, their eyes will fall out of their head. I have one eye that’s bigger than the other one, so I don’t even have to get a costume for halloween. Wichita, Kansas is located in the midwest, and has some of the cheapest rent in the country. The median rent is about $811, according to rentcafe.com. This is a steal, considering that the current median rent in the U.S. currently sits at a whopping $1,942 (Come on America get it together now). Some of the best areas to live in the city are College Hill, Courtland, Crown Heights, and Village. According to bestplaces.net, Wichita houses major corporations, such as Koch Industries and Spirit AeroSystems. The city has a vibrant array of small businesses, such as Old Mill Tasty Shop, Cheezies Pizza, and Great Image Designs. You could score a 1-bed apartment in Downtown Wichita for around $900 a month, with amenities like a gym, dog park, and work-from-home spaces. Wichita is a solid option for those who want a low cost of living, easy commutes, great food, and all four seasons.

2. Tulsa, OK

I know what you really want to say. You keep giving me all of these cities that are in the middle of no where. Well, you need to save money right? Plus what do you really do on the daily basis anyway? It most likely consists of working, eating, working out, walking the dog, and having fun on the weekend. You’re boring just like me, so I’m just here to offer a little perspective. You feel me? Why spend a $1000 in extra expenses just to go in after work and play the playstation. You can still do all of the things you enjoy in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and here’s why: the average rent is only $904 for a 1-bedroom. Additionally, the average square feet is approximately 822, meaning you could fit 10 full size beds, or 1000 cheesesteaks with salt, pepper, and ketchup into the space (Sorry i’m from Philly, so my mind instantly thinks of a cheesesteak and a corner store at random times). Tulsa is a city that sits on the Arkansas River, and is known for its art deco architecture. The city boasts artsy neighborhoods, such as Kendall Whittier and the Global District. Tulsa was also once the oil capital of the world, as it combines a culture of southern hospitality along with midwest charm. Some of the top attractions are the Tulsa Zoo, The Cave House, Woody Guthrie Center. Top bars in the area consist of Elgin Park, The Max Retropub, and Sidecar Barley & Wine Bar. According to movoto.com some of the best neighborhoods in the city are Riverview Historic District, Brookside, Cherry Street, Pearl District, and Downtown Tulsa. You can also grab an apartment for about $800 in a great neighborhood. Tulsa is a great option for those looking for a fun, affordable city, with lots of green space.

3. El Paso, TX

You know what they say “If its low-key, then its for me” yeah, I know nobody says that but its still a good concept. When people think of Texas, they usually think of Houston, Dallas, Austin, and sometimes San Antonio. Well, let me throw some numbers at you. The median rent in Houston is $1,324, its $1,598 in Dallas, $1,825 in Austin, and $1,302 in San Antonio. You know what it is in El Paso? Let’s play a game of Jeopardy and guess. Beep, Beep, Beep. Times up. The median cost of rent in El Paso, TX is only $1,014. I’ll still throw some points on the board for you because I’m chill like that. Yes, El Paso is a great city for those looking for a reasonable cost of living. Known for its mountains, palm trees, and large military base Fort Bliss, El Paso is recognized as one the best places to live in the country. With a population of approximately 678,815, a lot people live here for a reason. Well its F**king gorgeous. A sunny city with breathtaking scenery, and excellent cuisine. There’s apartments like The Preserve at Mesa Hills that have a basketball court, so that you can crossover nobody and airball 3-pointers, along with carport parking so that the hot a** Texas sun doesn’t fry your car like a Popeyes chicken sandwich. These apartments start at around $900, which is about the cost of that PS5 you just brought with your tax refund and some change. Some great neighborhoods include Castner Heights, Mountain View, Park Foothills, and Silver Springs Village. The economy isn’t great, but does it really matter? You can just pack your work laptop and those big a** monitors they gave you, that so are so huge you can see 20 years into the future. Some places to check out are Scenic Drive - Overlook, Franklin Mountains State Park, El Paso Zoo, and the National Border Patrol Museum. Arby’s we have the meats..Pause. I couldn’t help it, while providing you with great restaurants and bars in El Paso. Some places to check out are Craft & Social, Eloise, Chepe’s Tamales, and Ojos Locos Sports Cantina. El Paso is a great city for those who enjoy warm weather, great activities, and affordable living.

4. Columbus, Ohio  

Only in Ohio. Who the hell would want to live in Ohio? It’s flat, cold, and boring. There’s only Amish people, and farms there. I know why it’s cheap, cause Its Ohio. Yup, those are some of the comments and stereotypes that are told about Ohio. But guess what? I brought the facts for the O-H-I-O haters. Columbus, Ohio is a hidden gem in the midwest. I get it, it may not be so hidden being that it is the state capital. But Columbus, mostly known for Ohio State University, is a great place to live. The city has a population of approximately 906,528, and is becoming a tech hub due to its low cost of living. The median cost of rent in Columbus is $1184, which is about the cost of 30 Kookaburra wings from Outback with inflation. Did you know that Columbus is the only city in Ohio that has actually gained population. Check out the numbers below.

While you're on that flat, boring farm, you can check out the Short North Arts District. The area consists of a large collection of bars, art galleries, and places to eat till you sleep. You know who says that? I say that. Now moving on. There’s also unique restaurants like Forty Deuce, a live dance club featuring live music and entertainment. A good place to go if you have no rhythm and can’t dance like me. Who doesn’t like nature? Check out Scioto Audubon Metro, Park, Highbanks Metro Park, and Quarry Trails Metro Park. Some of the best neighborhoods in Columbus are Bexley, Clintonville, Gahanna, Hilliard, and Upper Arlington. I mean who doesn’t want to live in a neighborhood with cows. Sike..I’m the only cow there, moooooooo. Sorry I didn’t take my medications today. If your a nerd like me, check out Otherworld a futuristic entertainment center with interactive puzzles, immersive rooms, and more. Mannnn, I like to go there with a bib and crawl on the floor like an 8-month old baby. Hey, don’t judge me. When you get hungry and want more than Wendy’s chicken nuggets (I know you do), check out Louies Grill Fusion Restaurant, J-Alexander’s Restaurant, and Little Palace Restaurant. Columbus is a great option who those who want to live in an exciting, young city at an affordable price.

5. Kansas City, KS

I almost threw a buffalo wing at you. I thought we were mentioning Kansas City, the one that beat my beloved Eagles in the Super Bowl. I listened to Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake when we lost last month. But its cool, because we’re talking about Kansas City, Kansas. Honestly, I don’t know why the F*** you would wanna go there. Excuse me, I just had some wine. What, I can’t have fun like you? Kansas City is great city to live in, with a reasonable cost of living. Smack right in the middle of the county, Kansas City is known for art, history, and great food. The city currently has an estimated population of 154,545. That’s a lot of Dunkin’ Donuts, you know the chocolate ones with the sprinkles. Big kids still like sprinkles you know. The median rent is $1229, and if you split it with a roommate that’s about $614.50. So now that you’re saving all that extra money I know you got it, so i’m going to put it on your tab. In addition to affordability, Kansas City has many interesting activities to indulge in. Check out the National WWI Museum and Memorial, the nations only public museum dedicated to World War 1. If your into animals, check out the Kansas City Zoo so you can scare the lions like I do. Yes, I enjoy scaring the animals with my hideous face. For entertainment, you can check out Worlds of Fun, a theme park with more than 235 acres of rides. And when you get hungry after crying like a baby, hit up Deep Roots Restaurant and Bar and get a good steak. Some of the best neighborhoods in Kansas City are River Market, Crossroads, West Bottoms, Crown Center, and Downtown Kansas City. What a nice f**king city to live in.

6. Tucson, AZ

The city I live in might be dry, but something else better not be dry. Thats what she said. One time, I was so f**king stupid that I touched a cactus and It stayed in my hand for two weekends. I had to give the cashier at burger king money with my big toe. Yeah, It was great being 72 years old. Tucson, Arizona is an amazing city to live in. With a median rent of $1265 according to rentcafe.com, you might be able to afford some of those fake Jordans you like to wear at the end of each month. Similar to El Paso, Tucson is known for its stunning mountain views, palm trees, and year-round sunny weather. It’s kind of like California, but with a Karen or two. Tucson is known for the University of Arizona, Forth Avenue, and a lively downtown. If you think that it’s just a college town with nothing to do but beer pong, then you’re right. This place f**king sucks. You probably won’t enjoy the beautiful hiking trails, like Tumamoc Hill. This trail offers a peaceful, walking and running environment on an expansive ecological reservation. But who wants peace in their life? not me. For interesting things to do, check out Tucson Botanical Gardens, San Xavier del Bac Mission, and Trail Dust Town. See, I told you I wasn’t the only thing that was dusty. For dining, head over to Flaps and Racks, get the boneless wings and tell them I didn’t send you. According to travellemming.com, Top neighborhoods include Sam Hughes, Catalina Foothills, Barrio Viejo, and Civano. Tucson is a great option for those who like nice weather, affordable living, and college kids passing out while throwing up on the couch.

7. Albuquerque, NM

Oh lord, what an ugly fu**ing place to live. All I see is cactus and horse sh**. Great food and warm weather, who wants that? Albuquerque, New Mexico is great place to live if your looking for affordable rent. The median rent, according to rentcafe.com is $1288. If I'm a gambling man, I bet you were smiling, rolling out of Walmart with a nice-sized 800 inch Samsung TV in your cart that cost about that much. That was the same day that tax refund hit your Wells Fargo account. The account was smiling too, because now its holding more than the usual 17 cents. Albuquerque isn’t a city that is talked about much, due to reputation for having a high crime. However, every city in America has crime unless you go live underground like the Ninja Turtles. The city is recognized as one of the most diverse cities in the country. Albuquerque boasts unique architecture, artwork, cultural centers and cuisine. The current population is approximately 562,599, about the size of the Dallas Cowboys Stadium, where they typically average about 0 touchdowns per year. Wowww what a great team. Wowwww..thats what I say when my kid takes a sh**. Only I don’t have any kids. The city also enjoys about 310 days of sunshine per year according to visitalbuquerque.com. Some interesting things to do in Albuquerque include checking out the Sandia Mountains, located on the city’s eastside. The mountains rise to more than 10,600 feet in elevation, and turn to a watermelon pink color at sunset. I know something else that rises more than 10,600 feet, and I also know something else that’s pink, but we’re not going to talk about that. Moving on. Other popular attractions include the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science, Sawmill Market, and Coronado Center. My 18-year old self would tell you to eat a d***, but now since I’m a much more mature 8-year old, I’m going to suggest you check out several restaurants in Albuquerque. Head over to Yasmine’s Cafe, Christy Mae’s Restaurant, and Frontier Restaurant. Some of the best neighborhoods in the area are Nob Hill, Eastside, Balloon Fiesta, Downtown, and Westside. Albuquerque, New Mexico is a solid choice if you’re looking for affordable living, beautiful scenery, and endless hot girl summers.

8. Omaha, NE

OMAHAAAAA OH YEAHH YEAHH OMAHAAAAAA. See, I knew there was a reason I didn’t make it with music. I don’t sound too bad with a couple of drinks, but I’m one of those crying d*unks. I like to have two shots of tequila and pretend I’m Batman. Except I don’t save anyone from my terrible singing. Omaha, Nebraska is an affordable city worth taking a look into. With a median rent of $1125, no wonder everyones flocking there. Sike, nobody wants to f**king live there. It’s actually the only city I haven’t seen those big yellow New York license plates in. New Yorkers have been eating up affordable cities since the pandemic, like I eat two whoppers with a 8 piece chicken nugget and a side of a**. The current population of Ohama sits at nice meaty 487,300 pause. Did you know that Ohama is home to one of the world’s best zoos? Omaha’s Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium is more like a biological park, dedicated to conservation around the globe. For things to do, check out Fun-Plex Waterpark & Rides, because who doesn’t want to get wetter like Beyonce’s Cuff It Remix. Other activities include, Liberty First Credit Union because who wouldn’t wanna go to a place that reminds them of all the credit card debt they have. In case you still live in 1812, there’s a movie theater called Marcus Twin Creek Cinema. Just wanted to give you options in case your a bit too dumb to operate Netflix. When your tired of eating, check out Gorat’s Steakhouse for a steak duh, Pitch Pizzeria to get pitched the perfect pizza, and Hardy Coffee Co so you can get your coffee and go. Some of the best neighborhoods include Dundee, Benson, Aksarben / Morton Meadows, Downtown, and Old Market. Ohama, Nebraska is great for those looking for a high quality of life, fun amenities, and cheap a** apartments.

9. Milwaukee, WI

Gee Wilkers. Is that a city in the middle of nowhere I see? In the cold a** midwest? Ole mittens in July wearing a**. Yes, Im talking about Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Before we judge, let’s actually dive into some reputable sources and information. Yes, I know some big words. Wow. One of Milwaukee’s biggest draws is its affordability. With a cost of living that’s 13 percent lower than the national average according to extraspace.com, people are drawn to this city like I'm drawn to a spicy chicken deluxe from chicfila after a plant session. The city has also been named one of the most affordable metros for first time homebuyers. I’m so old that I actually had the first phone from Metro PCS. A true dinosaur indeed. You will see me in museums soon. According to rentcafe.com, the median rent in Milwaukee is $1355. But your boomer dad will still brag, that he brought his first house at 13. Didn’t even know how to keep clean dr*ws, but owned a house in 1933 ain’t that a b****. Us Millennials and Gen-Z are screwed. Major employers are headquartered in the city, such as Harley-Davidson, Johnson Controls, and Rockwell Automation. Things to do include North Point Lighthouse, Discovery World, and Milwaukee Breakwater Light. For food, check out Central Grand Cafe & Tappery, The Vanguard, and Honeypie Cafe. Honeypie sounds like a name that my dad would use to makeup with my mom, after getting caught looking at women’s b*tts. Milwaukee is a great choice for those looking for a variety of seasons, great food, a somewhat large city, and an affordable cost of living.

10. Fresno, CA

This might be the only city in California that nobody cares about. I mean, I don’t blame them. What a sh**ty place to live. Palm trees, Clear skies, and Mountain views, who wants that? Fresno is located in the San Joaquin valley, and is known for agriculture and and variety of fresh produce, according to uphomes.com. Fresno has a median rent of $1499, which is like the price of a $1 frosty from Wendy’s in California. The city currently has a population of approximately $544,510, which is as crowded as me sitting NYC trying to sit and eat my chicken over rice, with some big guy breathing down my neck. Sounds delightful doesn’t it. Fresno is the most affordable city to live in California, and offers breathtaking mountain views. It costs you an arm, leg, and tide pod to live in the state. Fresno is a steal. Some of the interesting things to do are checking out the Forestiere Underground Gardens, Sierra Vista Mall, and the Fresno Chaffee Zoo. For food don’t eat me, eat at Sequoia Brewing, Las Mananitas, or Colorado Grill. Some of the best neighborhoods in Fresno include Woodrow Park, Fig Garden, Tower District, Sunnyside, and Central Fresno. Fresno, California is a great option for those looking for a city with a low cost of living, stunning views, and hot a*.

Well there you have it. Those are my list of 10 Cities With Affordable Rent. We’ll be back next week with another banger. Thats what she said. Thank you for tuning in. If you like the content please consider subscribing below for the best content on places to live, shop, eat, sleep and everything else humans do.